FANTASTIC....is this annoying to anyone else?
Kids Shampoo?
Oh yes, what would they do with the no more tears line then?
I'll have some baguette please
That nun and the synthersizer is kinda perverted..Or is that just me?
p.s.
Let's just hope they never come out with a kid's shampoo.
2 cents worth
I think the bun hair thing is an allusion to all men's (and many women's) almost sexual relationship with crusty bread products, buns being a prime example). That's why when an ass gets checked out we say nice buns, isn't it? I think it's the same thing with the hair thing. Buns, ummmmmmm, niiicccceeeee bunnnnnnnns. It's like that. Oh, and the campaign stinks. Always has, always will. Baguette anyone?
Men's fantasies
I am really curious about the hair-in-a-bun alluding to men's fantasies. Enlighten all us chicks please. Oh- and the "Totally Organic Experience" is the worst ad with no legs to be carried on for WAAAAAAY too long. People like my Mom think it's cute since her generation didn't talk about orgasm.
Re: Guinnes Train Wank
I am about to drink my Guinness and I look at the bubbles and in my mind I am transported into a commuter train that goes through flowery orchards that were planted way too close to the tracks and the petals go flying all over the place while everyone in the train is singing some fucken German opera. Zzz z z z z. Oh - is it over? Guinness refreshes your spirit? Well, actually, no it doesn't with shit like this.
NooNoo not THAT song again!
If I hear this classical piece in an ad again, I'll commit Harakiri.
I have car keys. NO! I have a GUN! No, wait, wait. Just car keys. Sorry about that. My bad.
WHAT agency thought that MADD spot was worthy of spending 40 bucks to courier it to adcritic?
Best Ad ever.
Gorgeous ad, I really think it is probably one of the best ones I have ever seen. This should have won the grandprix.
Hey, bumboy, lighten up.
Service on Yonge
You go to Yonge and Bloor and head south to Remington's and explain what you want to the nice people at the door...stop at an ATM on the way there though.
Worst spot ever
New from Herbal Essences shampoo... another totally organic, piece of shite.
Open. Female lawyer in a courtroom. Hair in a bun...of course (men's fantasies are so transparent). She begins to daydream and suddenly, three Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabes in tight tank tops storm through the doors...singing! Singing for chrissakes! Just when you pray it's all some bad joke...they begin to wash and style her hair right there in the courtroom.
What does it all mean and how do I get that kind of service up here at Yonge?
Once upon a forest.
Good flash. Pointless maybe, but it cures my hangovers.
Balthaser bumboy is jelous
The religious flasher shit, was shit, hence the sarcastic headline, it is not in competition with good flash.
Yesyesyes, you've mention the link before, we've seen it alright.
The what?
WE PUT THE "BUS" INTO BUSINESS! (An ad to promote advertising on public transit)
60 INCH POSTERS! OH MY!
Lets go. Your favorite trade magazine headlines of all time.
Brilliant Flash
The best flash site that I have ever seen: http://www.balthaser.com. Much better than the religious "flasher" shit.
Hear hear
Giving the login to CD's is asking for trouble. Pretty soon they'll all be wasting their time in here and don't have time to rip my work apart, stop me from going home at five, and tell me I suck. Wait, it's a great idea! More CD's in here please!
Hate!
Don't you hate these "coming soon" pages!? *Aaaaaaaargh* I hate them. They can just bloody park the damn URL somewhere without "switching it on" so to speak and not waste my time with a bloody coming soon page. The worst part about this one is that I found it via a frigging BANNERAD!
Redefining the word "flasher"
British humour
Hey, DB the swedish tosser here, look, when I said *mock offence* I really did mean " I am not offended at all I'm just playin wid ya, nudge nudge", and don't let TB the wanky brit rail you all up. he is best ignored. Northamericans.
If you really don't care for the euro-bash stuff, don't comment on it and it will die out.
You saw this right? Whazzup Grandma
Kodak
Aw nice, the devil and a white cat., suddenly I thought of Robert Smith.. Actually like the execution of that.
Say "kukost" instead of cheesefoot and all that, it's far to long and complicated.
RE: Eurobash
Are all the smart people on holidays this week? Who cares that someone said "euro" in reference to a bunch of babies who live on a landmass called "Europe"? Isn't it kinda like calling all those people from the landmass "Asia", "asians"? Which according to the political correctness schedule 392.376 for 1999-2000 is what they like to be called??? Where are all the comments about advertising creative? That stuff about Baka was good. And who is giving out the login to CDs? We are all going to get fired.
Did I say Euro?
Sorry, didn't mean to insult all the folks from San Marino, Andorra and any of you writing in from Lichtenstein...fact of the matter is, I'm well aware that you've got a whole lot of countries there, so close together that you can't swing a dead cat without having to clear customs, I know that you've got some really pretty money floating around and I know that the food is a hell of lot better. Been there done that, lighten up.
freudian's lips?
cheese and apple for dessert is nice
TB the brit
don't call him a tosser - call him a lottninger or a slangaer!
crass european stereotypes
black speedos. male purses. cheese for dessert.
http://www.adcritic.com/content/kodak-color-check.html
I was trying to say "enormous stinky cheese foot licker". As for the Euro quiz, wasn't it only the mighty Danes who opted out of using the Euro but all other EEC countries were in? But hey - let's get back to advertising. The new Kodak colour check spot with the red eye guy creeps me out every time I see it. I didn't sleep a wink last night ferchrissake.
I know who the british tosser is. (yes TB, I called you a tosser) I figured it out. Stop trying to add flamebait posts you're friggin sad.
vidstrackt stinkande ost fot krusare? You are looking this up in a bloody dictionary! Vidsträckt, meaning vast, is seldom used in everyday language except in poetry. Krusare? Heck I don't even know what that means! :)) Please tell me!
yanks
Yanks and lumberjacks may not be the same but your knowledge of european geography and when the euro will happen (ten points to anyone who knows in which countries) is just as ignorant as the americans. If you can call 18 different countries with more than 27 languages and four major religions one name, I can call you ignorant.
Crazy drunk sheep lover would be, Galna fyllo får-älskare!. I'd prefer to say it like: Jävla fulla får-knullare. (Damn drunk sheep fucker) :)) Change a letter here and there and you'll say something completly different. Imgane the amazing oppurtunities for freudians slips.
FLAMEBAIT
Canadians aren't the same as yanks, didn't "Rant" prove that to you? heeheehee. Nice try though, C+ for effort.
re: Bakaka
You couldn't satisfy your wife if you had a vibrating pager and a roll of quarters...
maybe?
vidstrackt stinkande ost fot krusare?
it was supposed to say "crazy drunk sheep lover". that's what I get for getting that homeless viking on the street corner to do my translating for me.
Galen fyllo får älskare, means "crazy drunk gets a lover".
Bakaka
That film was "shite" man! It's that old gag where two lovers agree that the woman will insert her vibrating beeper into herself so that he can beep her when he misses her. Anyway, come mid-day and a particularly drab meeting, her beeper goes off. Except it goes "bepbepbepbep" instead of vibrate!
Dear Swede-y Pie
Hands up if you're a GALEN FYLLO FAR ALSKARE! hee hee hee
Re: Clarification
The euro will not be out until July 2002.
There are 11 germans on the list adlist and one italian working in Hamburg.. Join the list and ask around.
sprockets
if any euro mousketeers out there can enlighten me as to employment opportunites in hamburg or berlin i'll give them a copy of 'danke schoen' that wayne newton actually used as coaster during a dirty weekend in reno.
Haha!
Good point, the Brits aren't eurotrash because that is what we call anyone from the continent. Anyone from up noth (scotland) we call jocks. Set these canadians straight grrl! They seem as ignorant as americans. *flamebait*.
At least "Euro-Disney-Season-Pass-Holder" is true!
Look, if you are going to call me names stick to the non-euro ones. I'm Swedish, from the north.(whis is NOT the same as being swedish from sweden) Call me "reindeerhearder", "lapp" "Inga" "snowscootermoron" or something to that effect instead of the extremely vague "eurotrash" shit which refers to Turks, French, Romainians, Hungarians, Belgians in particular. Note that the brits and germans are not in the eurotrash category. Neither are the Scandinavians. I'm sure you can think a hundred better names now that you have the geography right. Ten points to anyone who can guess my ethnic background.
or, for that matter, "Euro Weenies", "Duran Duran" or "Ill mannered, loutish, soccer hooligan"
Calling someone a "Euro" is much nicer than , say, calling them "Euro-Trash" or "Euro-Booger-Eater" or "Euro-Underpants-Sniffer" or "Euro-Disney-Season-Pass-Holder".
a spot of name calling
Okay, clarification. Where are all those dwellers of European nations, who have that quaint monentary unit called a Euro, who have access to Teabaggers? You can't all be at the Queen Mum's birthday parade...
Corporate Identity 101
Don't name your product with a name that rhymes with a word that means "shit".
http://www.adcritic.com/content/baka-wireless-vibrating-package.html
BAKA = CACA
Terrible spots. Oh. The old package vibrating I think it's a vibrator and I'm upset because maybe I don't get my wife off joke but OH! It's a phone! HA! HA! HA! What a relief! The sped up film is really really stupid and pointless. And speaking of stupid, let's talk about the second spot. No, let's not.
who's responsible for the Baka Wireless thing
Fresh new steaming Canadian turd on Adcritic. The Baka wireless spot sucks ass. I especially love the sped up film for absolutely no reason.
I thought you were gonna stop messing with the template!
...That face one that whomever picked is kinda silly looking..Pink stipes, bearded guy..yuk..
The Euro is monetarian system which I think frankly is a laughable idea. I'm sure you are not calling me that *mock offence*
Page is back to normal. There ya go.
I thought you guys had promised to be nice and not mess with the template , and be as nasty as you wish in them comments?
Dear Mclaren
Hello. I am an intern. I like to make crazy ads. I have 5 campaigns for condoms in my portfolio. I also have a campaign for a vibrator and a sex shop. 2 of my portfolio ads use the word "motherfucker" because that's edgy. Please hire me.
Thank you.
A. Student
MacLaren Overun by Interns
Why hire freelancers at $500 a day when there are interns begging to work for free. Open ye gates OCA and release upon us your third year grads.
Where's all the Euros?
Come out come out wherever you are.
Not Kelso
That wasn't Kelso who took the guy for a beer for letting him in on teabaggers - Kelso's known about our little reindeer gmaes for some time. Hi Dave! (But maybe it WAS Kelso, and he just needed and excusr to go for a beer).
