A classic tag would have to be - BLUE YOUR MIND. Solid.

Re: Best tag II ...
Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale:

Those who like it like a lot. ...wayfd

Re: Best tag ...
Dofasco:

Our product is steel,
Soylent Green is people. ...wayfd

The Delete Crew
Clearly the censors are in the house. Things must be slow at the ASC this afternoon.

Is no one safe...
At what point does one gain the status of god...where the mere mention of a name sends people to the remove and delete section of this site. Christ, if only the PM had the security force surrounding him that certain individuals mentioned on this site do...and I know Neil, he's an alright guy, a little off, but hey aren't we all? It's a little something known as charm, but then again so many of us are fighting with the terrible affliction known as ego. Ergo, fuck off and leave the posts on the page...pthd.

re: the who am I tagline
For now. Forever. (Unfortunately I'm a Humber Grad)

Re: Tagorama
It's Winston. Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. Me, I always liked the Marlboro (Lights, I think) tag: Come to where the flavour is. Does it get any better than that? I'd consider having it tattooed on my wanger. Now here's a question: if you could appropriate a well-known tag-line for yourself, what would it be? -jr.

re:re:DB's last post
Whatever you say DB.

RE: last post from Db
I actually don't blame this person for fleeing this den of idiocy. Db actually made some intelligent posts and, apparently lent a little bit of an international perspective to the infantile fulminations of this dank place. So plenty more space for the rest of you to bleat like bonobos chimps and wave your mediocre educations around like withered hyena dicks. jackals, all of you. no wonder canadian advertising sucks. actually it doesn't suck. it's invisible. have a nice life (lives?), you twits. hans jeorg

re:DB and sigh of relief
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

tagorama
Right-o, like I said, lets move on! I know a topic that's fun - what's your favourite tagline? What actually WORKS? I've always dug "Marlboro tastes good like a cigarette should" but I'm weird that way. Words that are more kinda in the human vernacular, as opposed to 'smart' double entendres (i.e. Is it in you?).

I can't belive that you are both this whiny and this amazingly thick I was never a humber grad. So fuck off.
Last post from me, breathe a sigh of relief.
--Db

most humber students find jobs. did you think your garbage removed itself?

For the Dishwater Guy
Ok, I have deleted all my boring posts from this page.
(I repeat, I deleted my posts, all my posts , and only my posts, by myself. OK. Everybody got that now?)
I hope this makes you feel better. I will not bore you again. You have this whole place to yourself now.
Fill it with something a little less braindead will you.
.... Kudos to Pthd and Wayfd or whatever your handles are for actuually posting real comments instead of just whining in everyones general direction.
--Db

Okay I gotta say!
I've read with amusement, the banter between Humberites and Anti-Humberites but couldn't comment on either stance because I knew nothing of this school. Then suddenly, I get this DM piece in the mail enticing me into their program. "Keep up with life long learning - School of media studies at Humber College." Jesus Christ. If this little homage to 1972 is any indication of the quality of learning available at Humber, run, don't look back, abandon your friends sucked into its void, never look back. Whoever created it, whoever approved it, whoever came in contact with it should be banished from our industry and set on fire to avoid this disease spreading. Oh my God.

Maybe I ought to change my name to Softlips!
Betcha 5 bucks someones gonna write in and say "you said department twice!" -Wanda

re:soft lips
Obviously from the department of redundancy department - AKA an agency full of Humber grads.

Wanda with the soft lips
Yeah, why are you deleting me? Anyway, can we move on? I saw what is surely the most redundant tagline of all time yesterday: "Softlips(tm). Because Lips Should Be Soft."

Re: Parsins, St. Martin's and CA London
I appologize. Dish water was too kind. Limp, lifeless dish water that's been stagnant for three days in the sink, pardon, wash basin, is more interesting than your student memoirs. Designing business cards is far too creative a task for you. Get a job in the government. Go away. You're boring.

re. mullets
A truly nobel haircut. Styles come and go, mullets live forever.

re:newspaper project
I've stared at dish water that was more interesting than that. Does Humber teach you to bore people into buying?

Humber Media Writing 101
Lesson 1: All Cap's, Bold, italics and always use a screamer at the end!

WHO THE FUCK IS EARASING THE HUMBER/OCA STUFF?
THERE WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT HERE SHAME ON WHOM EVER IS EARASING IT.

Re: Hair
If you're a Humber grad, it's probably a mullet.

Enough about Humber. How's my hair?

Poo Catcher Humber
Forever young. I wanna be forever Humber.

Urinate
That's what I like to do around my desk just before I leave everyday.

I kinda missed my own point

Re: Deleting Fuhrer

East Side Humber
East Side Mario's, East Side Mario's heh bada bing bada Humber.

She also...
It's probably the same woman I worked with. Everytime we'd finish having sex in her partners office, she'd pull off the condom and fill it with Fanta to see if it leaked...

Pizza Humber
439 oh,oh,oh,oh, Pizza Humber...439 oh,oh,oh,oh Pizza Humber.

re: dead girl goes to class story
Brilliant story! I didn't go to an ad school, but at this place I worked there was this freak lady who would, every night, take scissors and cut little pieces of paper and throw em all over the floor so that the next day she'd be sure the cleaning staff would have vaccuumed her office. fuckn' freak.

Yes!
Balls to the fucking walls! I love that...pthd.

That's Leif.
Yeah, we did some self promo pieces for Leif Neilsen's class back in the day, but in the end, he just did what he always does - give the top grade to the girl with the biggest tits.

Hello. Hello? Is this thing on?

My Mimico Days
At the Preston Stackhouse School of Creativity in Advertising at Mimico University (est. 1970), we had some neat projects. One time our instructor told us to come up with a name for our own agency, if ever any of us was to start one. There were some really bad ones. Like 'Majic' and 'Smoke & Mirrors'. A lot of them sounded like heavy metal bands. Some guy came up with 'Dorkus' and he got an F. I thought it was funny. You can just see the receptionist - "Good morning, Dorkus". When he presented it, he laughed until apple juice came out his nose. I can't remember what mine was, 'The Final Concept' or something that had 'Creative' in it. Anyway, I think I got a B.