| Spark needs to vegetate more
Spark, if you spent all your time sitting on the couch, eating chinoiserie, and watching survivor like I do all the time, you might have an idea of what we're talking about! 04:46 p.m.
Holy Shit
Blue Light and Sears. That's not good. We all have bad days but that's a bad month. 03:36 p.m.
Re: Attention Spark
thanks. whew, glad you cleared that one up. "The Man with one sleeve shoots his rabbit on tuesday" 04:23 p.m.
Attention: Spark
The dog barks at dawn.
I repeat...
The dog barks at dawn. 04:24 p.m.
what in the name...
what in the name of all that is crusty are you people talking about. for jeeezuz' sake will someone make sense. ...spark 04:13 p.m.
Free Your Time
'Cause after this pile of kaka, some people over at Amurati will have some free time. Maybe they can draw stick figures for Sears. Oh dear. 02:48 p.m.
Who's O.J. and who's Johnny?
Who murdered Blue Light. And who will defend him. 02:45 p.m.
More WAYFD. You keep goin', rockstar!
03:37 p.m.
More WAYFD. You kep goin', rockstar!
03:37 p.m.
blast from the past dept.
IF THE CHICKEN SUIT DONT FIT, YOU MUST AQUIT! 03:14 p.m.
Rhyme Time Answer
"Pissed Etymologist" 03:11 p.m.
Re: Blue light campaign
The light is bad. Very, very bad. 03:05 a.m.
Rhyme Time Question
What do you call a drunken lover of the origin of words? 02:49 p.m.
Johnny Cochrane on the Blue Light Campaign:
"If it doesn't suck shit/
You must acquit."
02:47 p.m.
reek vs wreak
what an unfortunate slip. we'll let that one slide, captain illiterate. 02:46 p.m.
Re:Prety Funny Guys
Your right. But you're obviously spending so much time composing intelligent posts for Teabaggers, you can only create pabulum like the new Blue Light ads for television. 01:41 p.m.
ive got the urge to be anal
Main Entry: wreak
Pronunciation: 'rEk also 'rek
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: Middle English wreken, from Old English wrecan to drive, punish, avenge; akin to Old High German rehhan to avenge and perhaps to Latin urgEre to drive on, urge
Date: before 12th century
1 a archaic : AVENGE b : to cause the infliction of (vengeance or punishment)
2 : to give free play or course to (malevolent feeling)
3 : BRING ABOUT, CAUSE
Main Entry: 1reek
Pronunciation: 'rEk
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English rek, from Old English rEc; akin to Old High German rouh smoke
Date: before 12th century
1 chiefly dialect : SMOKE
2 : VAPOR, FOG
3 : a strong or disagreeable fume or odor
02:34 p.m.
Pretty funny, guys
If you can't write an intelligent post, just change someone else's and hold it up for ridicule. Hahaha. That'll teach those guys who laugh at all of us in Special Ed, huh?
Hepcat
And not only is he hip to jazz and jive of the 40's and 50's , he just did some shit ads for Blue Light that wreaks of the 70's. 01:34 p.m.
COOL WORD ALERT wooooop woooop
O.J. is a common short term meaning orange juice or some guy who slashed his wife's head off and bought an aquittal. 02:25 p.m.
COOL WORD ALERT wooooop woooop
A hepcat is an aficionado of jive, jazz and other aspects of progressive culture of the 40's and 50's. 02:25 p.m.
Re:Re Whatever Doug
Listen O.J., you may cloud your defence with a volley of insults and accusations but the fact remains, if you are in fact defending the new Blue Light campaign, you must have done it and you should fry. 01:25 p.m.
Re: Whatever, Doug
Whatever, Doug. 02:21 p.m.
"Whatever, Doug"
"Whatever". Says it all. Such a masterful response! You kids with your hepcat talk! Next thing you know, "It" will all be revealed to be, in fact, "all good".
It's all about the love, people, and the crackheads with the stolen VCR's. 02:16 p.m.
Top Teabaggers Revealed!
Wanda
Wayfd - Cream in my face, please!
Pthd
DaBitch
02:11 p.m.
Re: Bitter
Whatever Doug. 01:16 p.m.
Why so bitter? Is it the Cafferey's
Umm, I think 'Free Your Time' means, like, take it easy, stop and smell the roses, don't make work the centre of your life, try not to spend too much time railing against the work of agencies who wouldn't hire you in a hundred million years on Teabaggers. Stuff like that.
The light is Blue/ And so are you/ See things through/Don't fling your poo/Like a monkey at the zoo/Woo hoo!
-Song 3 02:01 p.m.
Blue Light - Clap on. Clap off.
Good night Doug et all. Your last kick at the Blue Light can is perhaps the biggest fuck up of all. "Free your Time?" Free your fucking time? What the fuck does that mean? Quit your job and spend your welfare cheques on beer? Not only is it inane, you have casts of thousands, an island populated by hundreds of scantily clad whores, a fucking parade complete with floats. It must have cost a fucking fortune for this pile of shit! Clearly, before one loses an account, they lose their collective fucking mind! There's only one person who deserves worse than the creatives who pinched this turd and that's the client who bought it! So maybe the client should stay with A&P supermarket advertising because you fucking deserve each other! Holy fuck! 12:44 p.m.
blight $227.20
A blight on the potato crop resulted in the Great Famine in Ireland, whose farmers were almost solely dependent upon the vegetable to feed themselves and their families. Between the years 1846 and 1850, approximately 1 million Irish starved to death, while another 1 million were forced to emigrate.
Evidence uncovered only recently leads many historians to believe that the blight was caused by a particularly poorly conceived and art directed print campaign for Canary Island Tourism that ran in the London Sunday Times from October 1845 to January, 1846.
The campaign was created by the now defunct London agency Whitcroft, Biggles, and Turdworthy, though WBT always denied culpability.
One headline of a long copy ad read, "Tweet, tweet, tweet, the Canaries sure are sweet", though the remaining executions are hard to track down.
It is known that Karl Marx referred to them explicitly in Das Kapital. He called them "excreble" , "foul", "ludicrous" and "poorly cropped". Marx also commented that "If this is what a free market society produces, let's build the barricades right now and tear it down, for God's sake. Sorry, strike that. There is no God."
01:33 p.m.
re: WAYFDGATE 2001
welcome to grade ten. let's move on, shall we? 01:25 p.m.
Anyone read the archives lately?
Ha Ha. was just reading the archives, I see wayfd is liked more and more each day. Cream in the face....ha! FOr those too lazy, I've copied it here:
...wayfd
Damn, I STILL don't know who I am. And to the guy who
said I *personally* attacked them, I apologize. But when I
ask for someone to cream in my face, I HATE it when they
get it on the sheets instead. ...wayfd
PS -- I love sucking cock.
01:16 p.m.
atrocities
cossette, et poo belle?
01:04 p.m.
RE: Atrocities
the dog fuckers are francophones...jai m'appelle Bos...don't knock my french I know it sucks...pthd 01:09 p.m.
fido
smells like dog shit to me. Can any one understand what the dog is even saying at the end of the spot. Ive listened carfully and get "grawwgwooow fido" whos behind these atrocities? 12:52 p.m.
Re: Roots Air Cancelation
You know why? Because they suddenly realized that they don't fly to Hong Kong. 11:12 a.m.
Roots Air cancels inaugural flight.
11:11 a.m.
blight
$227.10 11:53 a.m.
11:54 a.m.
Call Me on My Fido. Duh!
What's happened to Fido? There used to be some consistency and clarity in the ads. Even if you didnt like them, you have to admit they were well branded. Now they're all over the place. Ohhhh, but the talking dog ties them all together. Yeh. Talking dogs. Now THAT'S a fresh idea! 11:17 a.m.
Blights
We make blights upon our cultural landscape.
I am what Burger King is to architecture.
11:07 a.m.
we make things!
We make big massive headaches. 06:03 p.m.
Industry
Why do people call advertising an industry?
Industries actually make things. 10:51 a.m.
nice try, wayfd. it's still in the archives
10:17 a.m.
RE: ...wayfd
So THAT'S how you got in this industry!!! 09:54 a.m.
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