Teabaggers: Bastard Son of C********k

Closed Door Policy.
Boy, Ive never seen so many closed doors as I have this month in my agency, a place that may or may not rhyme with JacLaren. Used to be, no one here even knew they had a door. Now every other one is closed, with hushed giggles and whispers and cursing coming from inside. Something tells me the biz is about 5 minutes away from a giant game of musical chairs. "OK EVERYBODY... CHANGE PLACES!"

Bell Ads
You know, I think those Bell ads are good, well crafted, all that jazz, but somehow they leave me a little cold. And I can't really put my finger on it. Maybe it's because its the kind of ads I'd LIKE TO do, if I had a client who would let me get any ads out the freaking door at all this year sdfajhksdjh fwa FWE%#T$V^ #(P SOUR GRAPES!

teabaggers

I'm in with the in crowd
Holy smokes. To think that such a techno-challeged person as I should be here so quickly, thanks to the miracle of e-mail gossip. I'll wager this site's gonna be hotter than Mahir. Oh, and Ron T. rocks.

Da Gloob Artikle
Had I known that article was coming out this morning (or at all) I would have had the site taken down last night, as opposed to this morning. Yesterday, I got word that a guy from the Post wanted to interview me, but since I declined to comment, I figured he wouldn't bother publishing a piece. Little did I know, the competition was already on it. I had no idea these reporters would think people cared so much about our little in-jokes. Anyway, yesterday, the fact that word had spread too far made me decide to stop the site, and start a new one. However, I wanted to leave it up for a while for the farewell message to be read by people. When I came to work and saw the paper this morning, I immediately set about the process of removing the site entirely. Why? Well, although I didn't write any of the more contentious personal content (I stick to vegetable puns myself) I do feel that this forum is something that clients shouldn't be able to get to by finding out about it in their morning paper. It just seemed the decent thing to do.

That being said, bombs away!

yi yi yiiii
Front page of the freaking globe!?!?!?!? Accusations flying everywhere and Mr. Pants coming off like he did. What kind a monster was just created?

schools=bad ads
those CDI College tv spots suck donkeys. What's with the cliffhanger endings: midget dork's in his boss's office fixing some computer problem when boss comes in. "You're the one from CDI College, I've heard about you. I hear you like it up the ass." DeVry spots are One Show material next to these.

Bell ads Not Sucking
I completely agree. The sumo one didn't catch me by surprise ( i know the sumo on the right so i was looking for it) But the old Kiss ladies made howl. That was so funny (the pink sweater being the best touch). I didn't get that business down the bottom either, but hey, who cares, the rest of it is great.

THERE IS HOPE FOR BELL!
Who did those Bell subway ads with the dude on the phone watching something bizarre in front of him? Christ the one with the skinny skinny sumo guys coming out of the Weight Busters place made me guffaw out loud on the subway. The one with the old haggy ladies dressed like KISS was pretty darned funny too. Ron Thompson sitting at the vet with his chia pet's hi-larious too. (duh - maybe Ron did 'em) I don't know about the bottom art direction with the open storybook and the fancy type, though - I think it kinda tries a bit hard when the ad doesn't really need it - the idea's already fucken great...But then again, what the fuck do I know.

be a dick
um, does anyone else find that retarded Heart Health thing just the biggest piece of shit since geddes-rip-off-creepy-veggies? read the copy (it's obvious noone at the agency did) I want to grab the entire creative team and haul them out to the smoking area of Jarvis Collegiate and make them actually interview a real fucking teenager. Jeeeeezzz. Whatapieceofshit the copy actually reads: kiss off the smokes get off your butt don't eat trash useless dicks anyway, swanky new digs Wanda.

please
this time if you don't have anything interesting to say don't say anything at all. thank you.!!!!!!

Takin it to da streets
We should go on Speakers Corner disguised in rutabaga and eggplant outfits and talk about CircleJerk. Who's in?

Welcome Circlejerk Fans!
Well, you found it! The new site! That means a) somebody loves you or b) you're the bomb!